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Q: Why are the Iraqi people so confused by american democracy? A: Because they thought the idea was to get rid of The Terminator. Q: What do Bill Clinton and Arnold Schwarzenegger have in common? A: They both like "hummers". Q: In the California election, why is it so odd that Larry Flynt is running? A: Because he can't even walk. Q: Why isn't Ronald Reagan running for governor of California? A: Cuz Recall isn't his thing anymore. Q: What did Schwarzenegger say when asked if he has ever used steroids? A: "I once put one in my mouth, but, I never swallowed." Q: Why would Kobe Bryant make a good governor? A: He's getting his scandal out of the way early. Q: What do Gary Coleman and Larry Flynt have in common? A: They've both made a living off promoting different strokes. Q: Why would Gary Coleman make a bad governor? A: A governor should be able to stand tall and comprehend whatchya talkin' about. Q: Who has the most to lose by a Gary Coleman & Larry Flint debate? A: The podium builders Q: Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger think the election will be easy? A: Experience. He's already succeeded in one Total Recall Q: What did Jesse Ventura say to Arnold Schwarzenegger? A: See, I told you, politics and steroids mix. Q: What did George W. Bush first say when he heard that California was having a recall election? A: "Hello, directory assistance, in Florida, last name Harris, first name Katherine." Q: Who has the most to lose by an Arnold Schwarzenegger & Larry Flynt gubernatorial debate? A: The "closed captioning" typist. Q: Why would Larry Flynt make a good politician? A: He's already made a career out of screwing people. Q: Why should you vote for Larry Flynt? A: He can't walk all over you. Q: Why shouldn't you vote for Larry Flynt? A: He's unable to stand up for himself. Q: What will be Larry Flynt's campaign theme song? A: Californication |
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