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Q: Why does Saddam Hussein read the National Enquirer? A: To see how Elvis does it. Q: Why did the Village People sing about the Navy and not the Army? A: Because they prefer seamen. Q: Upon hearing of the gay bishop, what did the pawns and knights say to the king? A: There's only room for one queen on this board. Q: Do you know why so many priests are against gay marriage? A: They figure why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. Q: What did Mike Tyson tell his creditors? A: I know it's going to cost me an arm and a leg to get out of this, but, can't we just start with an ear? Q: Why did Sammy Sosa put cork in his bat? A: Because it wouldn't fit in his steroids. Q: What did Ken Lay say to Martha Stewart? A: Generally unmarked bills work best, but, sometimes they'll take a check. Q: Why did the boy rifle avoid talking to the girl rifle? A: He was gun shy. In order to prove a point, the US government decided to pick the spot where the brothers Uday and Qusay were to be buried. As the guests arrived for the funeral they were appalled by the squalor of the burial ground. It was covered with raw sewage, rats were everywhere, and the horrific smell was causing people to spontaneously vomit. Then, just before the bodies were lowered into the ground, a US General hurriedly ran up to the soldier in charge and yelled, "What's going on, you can't bury the bodies here." Surprised, the soldier asked "Why not?" The General replied, "Are you blind? Don't you see the sign? It clearly says 'Lawyers Only'". |
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