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Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary? A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand. Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so confident that he'll rebound well after this scandal? A: Because he'll be the tallest player on the prison team. Q: Why is Kobe Bryant stacking money in his backyard? A: To practice jumping bail. Q: Why has Kobe Bryant started smoking a little pot? A: To help him prepare for the Big Joint. Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex? A: To keep the mace out of his eyes. Q: What's the next event Kobe Bryant will be attending? A: The Teen not by Choice Awards. Q: Why did Kobe attend the Teen Choice Awards? A: He was fascinated by the "choice" aspect of it. Q: What do Gigli and Kobe Bryant have in common? A: Both leave people in tears feeling screwed. Q: Who's the head lawyer on Kobe's legal team? A: The one with dirt on his knees. Q: Why will Kobe Bryant be so POPULAR in prison? A: He's great at penetrating to the hole. Q: Why will Kobe Bryant be so UNPOPULAR in prison? A: He's an all-star. He doesn't suck. Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so worried about jury prejudice during his trial? A: Cuz no one likes a rapist. Q: How is Kobe Bryant spending his free time this summer? A: By adding a second bedroom to the dog house. Q: Why did Kobe add the letter "O" to his bracelet? A: So it would stand for: "What Would O.J. Do?". Q: Why did Kobe buy his wife such a huge diamond? A: Because the weight of it slows down her punches. Q: What did Shaq say when he heard of Kobe's marital infidelity? A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying. Q: What did President Bush say when he heard that Sprite might drop Kobe? A: "Who cares, I'm a coke man myself." Q: Why would Kobe Bryant make a good governor? A: He's getting his scandal out of the way early. |
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