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Academic Programmers: A Spotter's Guide
http://purists.org/academic/index.html
"A list of the twenty types of academically trained programmers, compiled by a University of York computer scientist.
The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life
http://www.alphaandomega.nl/
"A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.
ComedyCode
http://www.comedycode.com
Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.
Computer Programming Humor
http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm
"Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
Computer Stupidities
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml
Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
Epigrams in Programming
http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html
List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
The Evolution of a Programmer
http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html
Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html
A song kind of by Paul Simon.
Hacker's Wisdom
http://www.ee.ryerson.ca:8080/~elf/hack/
Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
"Hello, World Page"
http://www.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml
Collecting examples of 'Hello World' programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.
Holger's Humor Page
http://www.klawitter.de/enhumor.html
Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm
Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
Jargon File
http://catb.org/jargon/
"Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
Laugh Along with GNU
http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html
Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
Life of Programmer
http://tellingjokes.com/j/lop.htm
Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
Object-Oriented Programming Jokes
http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/
Dr. Shuguang Hong's compilation of OO humor.
Programming is a Weird and Wacky World
http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/progwack.htm
"Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
Programming Languages are Like Women
http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html
Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
Quotes about Programmers
http://www.sysprog.net/quotpgmr.html
"Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
Reflections on Trusting Trust
http://www.acm.org/classics/sep95/
An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
The Retrocomputing Museum
http://catb.org/~esr/retro/
"Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
Softpanorama Humor Archive
http://www.softpanorama.org/Bulletin/Humor/index.shtml
"Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
Softwarequotes.com
http://www.softwarequotes.com/
"Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.
The Tao Of Programming
http://www.pobox.com/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html
Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
Trills' Humor Archive
http://www.igs.net/~tril/humor/
Generic joke database sporting a programming humor section.

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