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The Flamingo From Heck
http://www.geocities.com/neander97/features/flamingo-A.html
"Everything you ever wanted to know about Flamingos, but were afraid to ask. Features photos, evolution of the plastic flamingo, and cooking tips.
Flying Onion
http://freewebs.com/flyingonion/
How to deal with this strange half root vegetable half animal. Visitors can share their experiences.
Giraffobia
http://www.giraffobia.com/
Aimed at those who hate and distrust these long-limbed African mammals.
Goats R Us
http://angelfire.com/tv/goatsrus
"Goat jokes, funny pictures, sounds and links.
Gopher Milk in a Shoe
http://gopherdudes.tripod.com
"This is about a gopher that sells green milk in a shoe, created by two Antarctic goat farmers. Also includes fat, bald goats.
Kill The Badgers
http://www.killthebadgers.co.uk/
The dangers of the imminent badger uprising and the conspiracy behind it.
Kinky Lab Rat
http://angelfire.com/ky2/kinkylabrat
"Meet his friends, read about the mayhem he lives with, enter his competition.
Litterbox
http://www.eyeenvision.com/litterbox/litterbox.html
The original cat rock band who do their own lyrics. Hilarious graphics. [flash]
Mallard Producktions
http://mallardproducktions.s5.com
"A site about this comedy music and video-producing enterprise. It's also about ducks, a very humourous animal.
mediacopycatkillers
http://www.mediacopycatkillers.co.uk/
"Stories about sheep, pigeons and squirrels, plus animations and other humor.
Merry Mourners
http://laughyourway2lucifer.faithweb.com/
Spoof company specialising in pet funerals.
Miss Lira's Seminary for Polite Young Sheep
http://sheepranch.home.mindspring.com
(Formerly Super Mel's Sheep Ranch) A little talk about life on the seminary/ranch.
Mutton Bone
http://www.muttonbone.com/
"Home of the Love Ewe, the Inflatabile Love Sheep.
My Dead Pet
http://www.mydeadpet.com
"Containing a large collection of photographs of dead, and soon-to-be-dead animals.
My Words Start to Count Now
http://victorsarchives.homestead.com/countsnow.html
Hear audio files of a talking parrot who predicts his own death and talks to God in the afterlife.
Oddanimals
http://oddanimals.no-frills.net/index.html
"A humourous look at some of the strangest creatures and the role the play in different cultures, starting with the now-extinct Sahare.
Pandaworld
http://www.pandaworld.1colony.com
"This site contains panda pictures, jokes, poems and other nonsense that may or may not have anything really to do with pandas.
The Penguin Conspiracy
http://www.thepenguinconspiracy.com
Penguins are taking over. Reinforcements from space will arrive and we will all be doomed!
Penguins Attack
http://www.geocities.com/penguinwar/
The penguins are plotting against us.
Pigeon in a Lawn Chair
http://www.pigeoninalawnchair.com/
The story of the somewhat relaxed life of a crippled pigeon.
Pink Elephant
http://www.angelfire.com/my/pinkelephant
A site concerned with all that is pink and elephantine! Straight from the elephants to you.
Poop The Monkey
http://www.thepoopshow.com
Here is Poop and his zany exploits.
Prairie Dog's Picnic
http://12121.hostinguk.com/dawg.htm
The Teddy Bear's Picnic is high-jacked by Prairie Dogs and set to animated music.
Puppypie
http://www.puppypie.com
"Recipes for animals too cute to eat, such as dogs, cats, frogs, and penguins. Flambéd frog, kitten quiche, and a theory of evolution explaining why everything tastes of chicken.
Rattie Nashun
http://spermgarden.blogspot.com/
Ratgirl attempts to communicate with small animals everywhere through performance art and just being friendly.
RealHamster
http://www.realhamster.com/intro.html
"Realistic, life-size hamster love aids.
Scat Cat and Clemm: Online and Off the Wagon
http://www.geocities.com/scatcatandclemm
This site follows the exploits of an alcoholic cat and a womanising lemur.
Shamu Croaks - Kill The Killer Whale
http://shamucroaks.tripod.com
"A humorous, interactive site dedicated to killing Shamu. Choose how to kill Shamu by clicking buttons. Site contains polls, forums and odes to Shamu.
Snorkels for Gerbils.com
http://www.snorkelsforgerbils.com
Because no one likes a dead gerbil up their @$$. And gerbils have rights too. Buy gerbil snorkel related items.
The Society for the Preservation of Polyesters
http://whataguy.mybravenet.com/polyester/
"Official web site, a parody of extremist animal rights activists.
Super Macey the Rat
http://supermacey.homestead.com/
The continuing adventures of Super Macey the rat as she battles the giant cat beast!
Tau-Tau's Universe
http://tautau.virtue.nu
Tales of an Israeli Panda bear.
thingamabobber.com
http://thingamabobber.com/
The story of a small unidentified animal and his struggles against adversity.
Timmo
http://www.freewebs.com/timmo/
Read about a magical bunny and his battles with an evil muskrat.
Tuna: Bigger Than You Think
http://mysite.freeserve.com/tunafish/
Dedicated to gaining worldwide recognition of the true size of tuna.
We Want Monkey: Monkeys and Hairy Friends
http://uk.geocities.com/wewantmonkey
Spread the monkey! We need more monkeys on the internet!
WWWF Grudge Match: A Rottweiler vs. A Rottweiler's Weight in Chihuahuas
http://www.grudge-match.com/History/rott-chi.shtml
Who would win the dog fight?

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