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Q: What's the major thing that separates Bush sr. from Bush jr.? A: 8 years of economic prosperity. Q: What did Bush suggest struggling families do to increase their income? A: Sell their vacation homes. Q: How did Bush respond to criticism that his tax cuts weren't helping the economy? A: That's just fuzzy math, in fact, my family alone has already saved millions. Q: What did Bush say when asked about the rising deficit? A: Don't worry, I'm firmly committed to keeping it under a gazillion. Q: What do President Bush and Ted Williams have in common? A: Neither has a good head on their shoulders. Q: Why does President Bush have so much trouble speaking properly? A: Poor puppeteering. Q: What did President Bush say when he heard that Sprite might drop Kobe? A: "Who cares, I'm a coke man myself." Q: What did George W. Bush first say when he heard that California was having a recall election? A: "Hello, directory assistance, in Florida, last name Harris, first name Katherine." Q: Why is Colin Powell going to resign as Secretary of State? A: He's sick of Bush always asking him for a shoe shine. Q: Why doesn't the President have a cat? A: Because he believes it's wrong for bush and pussy to mix. Q: Why are all marriages now illegal in the US? A: Bush believes homosapien unions are a sin. Q: Why does George W. Bush have a dog? A: :To remind him of his mother. Q: Why did George W. Bush used to drink so much? A: He was hoping that Bud would make him Wiser. |
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